Here's how my St. Patricks day went.
I didn't drink because I don't drink.
I helped my mom clean her entire living room and room so now you can walk instead of swim.
And I got a phone call that I thought was my sister because my screen cracked and I could only see the first ttwo letters which were M, e,
Aaron(MysticMiseray): Hello?
M,e,: HeEey Aaron. How aAre you?
Aaron: I'm fine, are you high? (Irritable because I think it's my sister)
M,e,: Oh no, I'm drunk.
Aaron: (Finally realizing this sounds nothing like my sister) Wait a second, who is this?
M,e: It's MuUsic.
Aaron: Oh, oh shit, hey, happy St. Patricks day.
Music: HeEy, you too. Oh my god, How have you been?
Aaron: I'm good, just helping my mom clean. You drunk?
Music: Oh yeah, I'm drunk.
Aaron: Sounds like fun.
Music: Yeah, what have you been uUp to?
Aaron: Oh you know, same old, getting my life together, working, working out.
Music: OoOh, working out wow. Hey Aaron, you're a cutie, I've always thought you were a cutie, why didn't you ever say anything?
Aaron: Ummm...
Music: (yells and laughs at somebody) Hey, hey Aaron, do you want to fuck me?
Aaron: (looks at mom) Um, yeah, sure, no problem.
Music: Oh yeAh, that's a real guy thing to say. hey, are you gonna be this bold when we fuUck?
Aaron: Am I going to be this what when we what?
Music: I said are you going to be this boLd when we fuCk?
Aaron: (looks at mom and laughs) Oh I thought you said old.
Music: What? NoOo, I said bold. (laughs)
Aaron: Oh, yeah, yeah sure, 100% bold when we see each other. I gotta go. (looks at mom, MuUsic is LOUD)
Music: Okay gOrgeous, I'll talk to you then cutie.
Aaron: Okay, Happy St. Patricks day, goodnight, uh, cutie.
(click)
Who says you can't have fun sober?